Greyson Gunheim and the Husky defense led Washington to a 24-10 victory over Boise St. this afternoon at a raucous Husky Stadium.

Super Jake used his hands, feet, and preternatural ability to shred the BSU defense for 277 total yards and a pair of touchdowns.

The Husky offensive line opened up running lanes in the BSU defense like Jake Locker parts the Red Sea, or UW coeds legs.

Washington’s defense limited Broncos star running back Ian Johnson to 81 yards and forced four BSU turnovers.

Your team may have lost, but hey, at least you still look like an asshole.

It must suck to get beat up by the Husky defense all afternoon and then lose the post-game thumb wrestle.

Look for Ian Johnson to have a huge game next weekend after touching Jake.


The game was quite a bit closer than the two-touchdown final score indicates. The Broncos drove into UW territory multiple times in the 4th quarter only to turn the ball over. The Huskies played the “bend but don’t break” defense perfectly by tightening up in the red zone and limiting the prolific BSU offense to only 10 points – their lowest output in 18 games.

Quarterback Jake Locker continued to spark man-crushes everywhere by winning his home opener, beating a Top 25 team, and mentioning he was close to curing prostate cancer in his post-game interview.

Brock Huard provided the color commentary for the Fox Sport Northwest broadcast and did a great job. I was bracing myself for the worst, but Huard was very articulate and knowledgeable – unlike co-host Brian Davis, who’s “4th down. No check that: 3rd down….it appears to be 2nd down. I’m sorry” comment cost the broadcast some respectability. It’s a damn shame Brock couldn’t commentate us to a Rose Bowl win.


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