Locker Returns!

The Dawg Dude was sitting on his couch fantasizing about Jake Locker returning to Washington for his senior season when Jake Locker announced he would be returning to the Washington for his senior season. When this news broke, not only was the Dawg Dude aroused to 2005 Jessica Alba levels, but the outlook for the 2010 Huskies improved dramatically.

Where were you when you heard the news?

Locker made his choice the same day ESPN analyst Todd McShay projected him to be the 1st pick in the 2010 NFL Draft. Crazy shit.

Next year, Jake will lead the Pac-10 in touchdowns and mediocre haircuts.

With a second season under Sark and the improving talent around him, Locker has a great shot to be in the Heisman discussion while the Huskies could compete for a Pac-10 title.

The only negative of Locker returning is that the Seahawks may now draft Notre Dame Quarterback Jimmy Clausen instead of Jake.

Jimmy Clausen showing off his controversial spiked helmet.


2 Responses

  1. Locker and Nick Montana might be the sexiest (if not gayest) QB duo in the Pac-10

  2. you need to buy some more vowels for your name there kid

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