BREAKING NEWS: Ducks Choke and Rob their Way to the 2010 Fulmer Cup Lead

With their spree of recent legal troubles, Oregon has skyrocketed to the top of the Fulmer Cup standings.  For those of you who don’t know, the Fulmer Cup is awarded to the NCAA football team with the most habitual and severe criminal activity.

Luckily for the Ducks, unlike the Rose Bowl, if you choke in the Fulmer Cup, you’ll secure the title.

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3 Responses

  1. If a player doesn't even get suspended, does it still count as a crime?

  2. Screw Marquette – this team can't losehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97TRvZqgsY

  3. That video makes me cum in my pants every time.

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