Nike U. Tricks Some Guy into being Basketball Coach, Ross to UW?

After being rejected by every dude who has come within 30 feet of a basketball, Oregon has finally found some schmo to accept $14 million dollars to be their next basketball coach. That lucky guy is former Creighton headman, Dana Altman:

 Dance, monkey! Dance!

There are also reports circulating that Terrence Ross, one half of the Terrence² mandem, has committed to UW during his visit. However, there hasn’t been a formal announcement by Ross or the University of Washington at this point.

The breaking news in not without controversy though – the little girls over at have their panties in a bunch over not being the first to report the news (that honor went to Rumor has it that the Dman staff was too preoccupied to notice: Chris Fetters was busy taking advantage of today’s Living Social coupon at Fatburger and Kim Grinolds was neck-deep in Leprechaun Training at General Mills’ Lucky Charms Institute:

Lookin’ Good, Kim!

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11 Responses

  1. Glad to see your back and I love the jester photo. Poor guy is in over his head.Thank you for taking a stab at those guys from Dawgman.For a guy as little as Kim I didn't think it was possible to have a hubris so big. And by hubris I don't mean penis.

  2. someone should let Fetters and Grinolds know that fighting over high school male athletes are for bitches.

  3. Oh don't get me wrong, I will fight to the death for the Terrence Twins – I just don't like websites that are operated by prepubescent ladyboys.

  4. How about postpubescent ladyboys?

  5. I'm in – postpubescent ladyboys are my favorite.

  6. so you approve of Fetters and Grinolds than?

  7. Is that an implication that HHB is a spin-off of DM.c, and actually run by Good Guy and F3? Thought provoking, with a twist of Oliver Stone.

  8. Ultimately it boils down to how you like your ladyboys.

  9. Ruth?? True?

  10. First and last time visitor. Pretty irreverent stuff, but what can you expect from an animal that shits in his own backyard.

  11. Ah, I'm assuming you're of the camp that would rather eat your own shit:'t let the door hit you on the way out.

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