College Football Fans Can Breath a Little Easier Today…

Ty Willingham has retired from coaching. Weird, I thought he stopped coaching on December 13th, 2004.

“Retired” might be code for “no one would hire my incompetent ass after that clusterfucking shitstorm of a coaching performance at Washington.” But that’s just speculation on my part.

 

Regardless, I want to thank Ty for all the sweater-vested memories and for stealing $7 million dollars from UW. Remember Ty, the terms of your $1 million buyout require you never to wear purple or step foot in Washington state ever again. Anyway, happy putting!

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