Sark Video and UW Lohan Update

First off, a quick video: Coach Sark discusses Practice #4. He mentions DEs Hau’oli Jamora and Andrew Hudson are doing good work, the idea of protecting for unnecessary injuries, and the team’s love of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’.

How could you deny this? Thumbs up right back atcha’, Neal Schon!

I don’t know what it is about Sark interviews, but after a minute or two, I find that my nips are rock hard. Diamond cutters. It’s like a Pavlovian response. Weird.

Also, I was never a visor guy pre-Sark – kinda thought they were lame. But after watching this roguishly-handsome, purple-clad Adonis trot around the field over the last year, consider me on board.

In UW Lohan news, it appears I ruffled the feathers of her publicist/PR company:

The comments made on your site (thedawgdude.com) are a purposeful misrepresentation of Ms. Lohan’s core values, behaviors, and belief systems.  We would expect a retraction of your slander would occur before legal proceedings become necessary.”

That’s fair. I was way out of line. I’ve never actually witnessed “Ms. Lohan” do coke, or take a standardized test above the 2nd grade level, or seen her camel-

Oh. I guess I have. Shit. Well…sorry about that other stuff. Good luck not getting scissored against your will in prison.

Thanks to everybody for telling their friends about thedawgdude.com and for posting links on Facebook/twitter/comment sections on other sites, etc. I really appreciate it. As does Lindsay’s vagina.

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2 Responses

  1. Fucking hilarious. And Sark makes my nips hard too. Mmmmmm.

  2. Shouldn't Lo-Blow (get it? Its a combination of her name and cocaine…cuz she does coke…aww screw you guys, that was clever) just be happy that she got some publicity? And not just any publicity mind you, she got mentioned in the same context as Saviors Sarkisian and Locker. Just by association, I'd say her core beliefs, behavior, and values just got a little more badass. I mean shit, locker cured her syphillis just by mentioning her name. You're welcome for that by the way.

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